Is it Friday yet?

OH MY GOD!!

Is it Friday yet? Good lord this has been a bad week. Heck for that matter it's been a bad month, well even the whole damn year truth be known. Did you ever have one of those kind of months where you wish you could have slept through the whole damn thing and when you woke up everything was lovely and the world appreciated the fact that you were in it and still breathing in oxygen?

Good grief, I do. Sometimes I am like why do I even bother rolling over in bed. Then again, I suddenly realize it's because that side of the bed was getting uncomfortable and I am actually looking for a spot that I can lay in and not have to think about it but just when you think you have found it that spot gets lumpy, then your pillows get to feeling hot and your lazy ass has to get up to face the fact that the world and everything around you sucks.

Or is it you that really sucks and the world is not as suckie as you thought it was?

Could you be the one that doesn't suck and the world is the sucker? Sucker as in the one sucking, why am I so confused as I type this? So would I be the suckee or the sucker? Or would the one sucking be the suckee or would they indeed be the sucker?

Suckee or sucker, this is the question?

Okay I am completely confused at suck now. I guess I really do suck.

Till we blog again;

"Remember, A Smiling Face Makes The World A Better Place"

And don't be a sucker...or suckee as the case may be or is..or that you are one.....whatever confused again.

Pain in the ass...

Billy fall down go BOOM!!!

Well yea I did. I was in the shower in this morning and I guess I was having an unusually “SOAPY” shower and well I was all wet “Isn’t that what your suppose to do in the shower?” And when I stepped out my foot slipped and I kind of fell out of the shower threshold and slid across the floor landing on my toilet ass and hip first…. Oh and did I mention the seat was up… OUCH!

So here I sit ego and ass cheek bruised, along with the top of my hand. I am now wondering if I broke my tushy bone because my ass hurts! Yea okay people always tell me I am a pain in the ass so I guess now I really understand what they have been telling me all these years.

I have to tell you something having a slip and slide in your bathroom is not a lot of fun, especially when your not ready for the slide or the slip. That shit hurts for real guys, I mean come on at my “chunky” weight the pressure of the landing is enough to cause the seismic event machines in California to register 5.0 on the Richter magnitude scale caused by Billy’s clumsiness today.

I have a feeling that I will be aching in the butt for days. Kind of feels like someone is kicking me from the inside out. Okay maybe not kicking lets go with punching me angrily and with intent to cause bodily harm.

Well that’s about all for today. I need to bake a cake today but damn I am hurting so bad right now unless the Pillsbury dough boy comes and does it for me it just may not happen. (Insert Doughboy giggle here)

Take care and until we blog again remember;

“A smiling face makes the world a better place”

Getting back in the swing or not...

I just love this picture, thats my life everyday seems like....

Hello blog readers if there are any at this time in my new blog.

So I am back once again. I don’t really like that banner I have made and will be making a new one really quick because that damn thing is ugly as hell….Oh well what’s a guy on a budget to do and not to mention I have NO talent in the graphics design area….

Anyhow I left blogging and vlogging because of some of the haters I had at that time and well still do I am sure. I know who one is and well what could I expect from that kind of person. They are very childish, immature and in need of some serious psychological counseling and medication. I know they will find me again and that’s okay because after three months of thinking about the situation I have decided that well what I do online is for me not to please them or anyone else.

So, here I sit and ponder….

What to write and how to write it. Do I sit and bitch about all the hatred I get from people because they simply cannot seem to understand that because I made some mistakes in my past life (That’s what I call it) that it doesn’t make you there person you really are. Yea okay I agree I made mistakes in MANY aspects of my life but who hasn’t? If you can show me one person who hasn’t made any kind of mistake in their life I will gladly crawl my ass on broken glass for one mile with no pants on just to kiss your ass gently and softly with my puckered lips of wrongness! But I don’t think that will happen do you?

Now I hope that I can have a good time without hate but if it happens and I know it will I will simply tell them to KISS MY ASS and get over their self. I won’t be run off, even if I have to lock down this blog to where nobody can comment just read it. Yea, that’s right I am being forceful…. Can you feel the testosterone flowing through my testicles right now?

Wait maybe I should not have asked that question like that, but it did sound good. Anyhow where was I? Oh yea I was standing on my soapbox preaching to an audience of no one and nobody, hi y’all how are you?

So, check me out would you. I am on youtube, twitter and here on blogger under the same name “billyctv” and would welcome any comments or suggestions you may have. Also if your really good with editing graphics how about making me a banner for above on this blog because mine I made SUCKS ASS! Well not really, but then again that does sound nasty don’t it? Sucking ass? Ewwww, hell DOUBLE ewwww!!!

So I am signing off now and remember;

“A smiling face makes the world a better place”

Hello and welcome!

Just saying hey. I will be posting a new blog very soon. I have missed typing my thoughts out so let me see what I can come up with very soon.

Talk soon and well this is kind of a test! hahahh

Regards,

Me!