Sunday Was Messalicious

Messalicious? Is that a new word? LOL!

Yesterday was bad! Very bad.

Nothing worked as it should have, nothing happened what I wanted to and I to top it off I could not really sleep last night at all, but my usual early morning Mountain Dew did wake me up today, that’s a good thing.

Okay so recently say for like the last two weeks or so, I have been having these whelps come up on my face and hands. Why? I have no idea at all. I tend to think they are a reaction to some new medication I have been taking and if you throw in a really bad dose of “nervous tension” then you have what I call a “reaction to life!”

I have no idea what’s going on with me but I have a Doctors appointment today and maybe they can shed some light on the subject and give me some kind of an idea as to what the heck is happening in regards to the “humpy bumpys” all over me. I will be posting this after I get back so I should know something, hopefully.

Anyhow, back to Sunday, I watched TV a little, laid around the house a little trying to recuperate from the difficult week before. It was then that I decided I wanted breakfast for supper. I had visions of “heaping mounds” of pancakes, thickly fried bacon and some scrambled eggs. Yea, that’s what I had visions of in my head, but what I ended up with was something completely different.

First let’s talk about the pancake batter. I had mixed myself up some very tasty pancake batter and trying to save some time and energy I grabbed the hand mixer and decided to whip up the mix. However, I didn’t have a very good grasp on the mixer and it slipped into the bowl and slung pancake mix everywhere! On me, the cabinets, floors, ceiling and roughly about 12 feet out into the breakfast room area.

So, at this point I was perplexed to say the least....

Okay after I cleaned that all up and fished the mixer out of the garbage after I had gotten very mad at it. I washed it up and then proceeded to make me up a new batch of batter which did go a little smoother this go round. So everything is going smoothly, we have bacon frying up in a skillet, we have pancakes cooking in my handy dandy “Perfect Pancake Pan” and life is good, I thought....

Next came the scrambled eggs, I went to the fridge got out a dozen eggs and proceeded to crack them into a bowl being very careful not to include any unwanted egg shell pieces in the mix. I had cracked about five or six of them and then added in my usual “dash” of whole milk and black pepper to add that little something I always like. As I was swishing and beating my eggs I again lost my grip on the bowl and BAM! It happened, we had eggs running down the cabinet, all over the floor, and all over me.

It was a nasty, egg goo mess to say the least.

As for me, I was now head to toe in pancake batter and egg splashed goo. You could have thrown my clothes into a skillet and cooked them, it was that bad. I was a real live, walking, talking, breathing kitchen terror with whelps the size of Kansas at this point.

So, as I sit here and write this I am laughing out loud at myself because you know this is one of those times when I wished I would have had my video camera going. That video would have won an Oscar for “Worst Kitchen Disaster of 2008.”

Go ahead laugh, I am! LOL!

I just had to share my Messalicious Sunday with you.

Happy Holiday’s to you all…